George Merfu's Received Jokes - Amazing: Doctors vs. Guns

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George Merfu's Received Jokes - Amazing: Doctors vs. Guns

Amazing: Doctors vs. Guns

2005-02-25

Please read carefully and watch the numbers...

Subject: Accidental Deaths in the US

Doctors :
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171%

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

Now think about this and keep reading:

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that's 80 million.
(B) Accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0 .000001875

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

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