"Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George "double you" Bush decided to get his brain checked. The physician diagnosis was as follows:
- Mr. President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. But the problem is that in your left brain there is nothing right and in your right brain there is nothing left."

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in Heaven where he is met by St. Peter.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter." We seldom see a high official around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.
"I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll  >>>

Friends of women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Friends of men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?"
Here is a wonderful explanation!
A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter  >>>

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." So he decided to test  >>>

Stop - Do NOTHING!!!
You need to rest and take a break sometimes.
I can go into a long psychological and physiological explanation of why you need to do this but most of you instinctively know this.
You know that you need to stop, rest, and take a break sometimes.
We all know it but often we are slaves, and slaves aren't usually  >>>