Wake up, Nokia, Colgate, Nescafe, Hochland, Orbit.
Renault, Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia.
McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Orbit.
Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia. Renault.
Tuborg.
Tuborg.
Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg.
Nokia... Nokia.
Durex.[Durex, Durex, Durex - for professionals]
Colgate.
Day is over.

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD: O.K., we had to have this conversation someday! Well, you see, Dad and Mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your Mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe. Then, Mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Since it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was  >>>

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
6.  >>>

First enlargement joke:
A Czech goes to the ophthalmologist who shows him a card with the letters 'C Z W X N Q S T A C Z'.
"Can you read this?" he asks.
"Read?" the Czech replies, "I even know the guy!"

There is this good old barber in Detroit area.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank  >>>